The Happy Hour watch keeps time in perspective by offering the only number that matters to alcoholics and people who truly hate their jobs: 5 o’ clock. You’ll also get a digital time and date readout, an alloy case, and a wide black band, a patented Happy Hour bottle-opening buckle which can be used to celebrate the hour between the end of work and your arrest for public drunkenness.
Product Page: ($50 via Uncrate)
