Scarecrow Zombie: Very Possible in an Alternate Universe
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 5, 2008
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I don’t think anyone would disagree that the Scarecrow in “The Wizard of Oz” was just a little bit odd. To find him staggering through the woods in search of brains with all the other zombies is much more possible than most would think. This shirt design is a lot like what a modern interpretation of the movie could look like if done by George Romero. The flying monkeys would fit right in.
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Black Cheerleader MegaPhone Purse
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 5, 2008
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A cute little Cheerleader Megaphone Purse. Cute if the user is a teenager, anyway. The megaphone shape and purple stitching are just made for the flashy teen girl. Seeing some middle aged woman with this thing would be just plain weird. Arrested adolescence I think they would call that. The death of the cute cheerleader fantasy is what I would call it.
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Uncle Sam Is Getting Rude In His Old Age (NSFW)
Posted by Sean Fallon on July 4, 2008
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Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
The Domesticated Man Reflects on His Situation (NSFW)
Posted by Sean Fallon on July 4, 2008
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One day you are the star quarterback on the football team—popular and carefree. The world is yours. The next day you are doing the dishes wearing a pink apron. How depressing.
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Guitar Sunglasses
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 4, 2008
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You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.
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Speedometer Watch: 0-100 In About 8 Hours
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 4, 2008
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This watch may be the easiest way you get to see a speedometer read 120. Unless you don’t value your license you aren’t trying it in your car, so at about 4:20 (coincidental time?) you will read 120 on your wrist. It may not be as exciting as in the car, but at least this way you will still have your license, low insurance rates and all of your limbs.
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The “Go Anywhere” Backpack Folds Up Into a Pocket Sized Pouch
Posted by Sean Fallon on July 3, 2008
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When traveling, maximizing your available space is of the utmost importance. With that in mind, these “Go Anywhere” Bags would be a perfect addition to any hiking or camping trip. The bags are feather light and can fold up into a self-contained pouch small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Also available in a duffel bag version.
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Chuck Taylors: The Kurt Cobain Edition
Posted by Sean Fallon on July 3, 2008
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I doubt that Kurt would be thrilled with (what appears to be) Courtney Love pimping out his memory on a pair of shoes—but like it or not, Nirvana fans can now pick up high and low top Chuck Taylors that feature doodles and passages from his personal notebook.
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Neck Noose: Feeling Tied Down
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 3, 2008
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When tied around your neck this tie looks like a single piece of rope restraining you. Luckily, the rope has frayed and broken so that you have a little freedom. After 5 PM and you get to leave work anyway. Until then that frayed end may as well be tied to your desk for all the freedom that slave driver of a boss gives you. A noose is definitely an apt description.
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Graduate Baseball Cap
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 3, 2008
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The mortarboard with tassel is a simple way to let everyone know you have graduated, but it is normally rented and you only get to wear it the day of your graduation. How to continue to let people know that you are a fresh graduate? With this Graduate Baseball Cap it is simple. You never know, spreading this news far and wide could lead to more gifts or, possibly, even a job offer.
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