Walk of Shame T-Shirt - Race Against Embarrassment
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 3, 2009
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Going out drinking heavily only to hook up with a stranger at the end of the night may be fun, but that fun is quickly erased by that early morning exit. Grab your stuff and hang your head, you have to make that long walk home all alone. Thinking of it as a race is a good diversion.
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Jesus Followers In The Computer Age
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 3, 2009
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Ashton Kutcher may have a ton of followers on Twitter, but he would be far outclassed if Jesus were still around. One million followers for Ashton? Jesus can add that many new followers per day.
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Super Breakfast? You Just Keep Telling Yourself That
Posted by Jonathan Fallon on July 2, 2009
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We’ve all been there…Eating that cupcake for breakfast is justified because we believe Mr. multivitamin going down right afterwards cancels out the junk food and promotes perfect health. With imaginations that good it’s amazing we’re not all authors and screenwriters.
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MySpace Tombstone
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 2, 2009
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There was a time when MySpace was the place to be for social networking, but alas it seems headed for the trash heap of good ideas that were outflanked by a competitor. This tombstone shirt is a fitting closing of that chapter.
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Old School Shaggin’ Wagon
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 2, 2009
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In your teen years the Shaggin’ Wagon may have been a cool custom van, but as a youngster this is about as good as you could have done. Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
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Slow Animals Make Slow Music
Posted by Jonathan Fallon on July 1, 2009
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Woooo! Look at ‘em go! Another 5 minutes and you’ll have a whole measure!
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The Apple Shaving Accident
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 1, 2009
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If you think a little nick on your chin while shaving is painful, just compare it to the large flap of apple peel this guy just sliced off. You can see the look of complete shock with a hint of the terror on his face, knowing that in just one second the pain is really going to hit.
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Voodoo String Doll Keychain - Dreidel Hustler
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on July 1, 2009
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If you thought pool hustlers had no remorse, you just haven’t met this Dreidel Hustling Voodoo String Doll Keychain. You would think someone playing with a dreidel would have some pity on you, but behind those dark shades are the eyes of someone who just wants your money.
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The Virtual Dromaeosaurus Time Machine
Posted by Jonathan Fallon on June 30, 2009
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I just finished watching Fred Savage in “The Wizard”, one of the most monumentally dated movies of all time, so I couldn’t be more primed to post some 1980’s clip art dinosaur prancing through water. But since it’s all so fresh I’m actually finding this design kind of cool, and I suddenly have the urge to use DOS, and drive an IROC-Z while listening to Whitesnake, then cap the night off by handing Bowser his own ass in a Super Mario 3 smackdown.
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Thinking Outside The Boxers
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on June 30, 2009
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Thinking outside the box is good; thinking outside the boxers is bad if you are anywhere but in your living room alone. Even then I don’t want to know about it.
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