
Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.

Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.

Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Crocs may be comfortable, but since they have the aesthetics of a horse’s ass, anyone concerned about style would probably only wear them around the house after retrieving them from a hiding place so obscure that you will never have to worry about hearing the dreaded phrase “You own Crocs?” Enter these Native shoes, which hopefully combines Croc comfort with the classic style of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star, reducing the overall Croc ugly factor by about 10%. The official website is still under construction, so there aren’t any details yet, but they should be available in stores this spring. You can also check out a preview video here.

It looks like the mysterious man in the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta is trying to start a whole other type of revolution. A mustache revolution.
Product Page ($18 via The Awesomer)

Do you see anything stuck in my eye? Feels like a little guy with a telescope.

The guys at Teextile have teamed up with Fashionably Geek to help you add to your ever-growing collection of nerdy t-shirts. In fact, we are are hooking up 10 lucky readers—and all you need to do is email us at contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Teextile Contest” in the subject line. In the body, add your shipping address, the Teextile shirt of your choice and the size you need.
Alternatively, you could become a fan of the new Fashionably Geek Facebook page and leave a comment in the contest thread with the shirt and size you want. Keep in mind that Teextile sells four shirts at a time, and at least one new shirt is added every week. So the lineup is subject to change. Winners will be chosen at random and the last day to enter is Sunday, February 14th (can you say Valentine’s Day gift?). Good luck! (Teextile)

Just dip an actual hedgehog into some dye, put some little sneakers and gloves on him and bam…your very own Sonic.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
Contest: Enter to win one of four famous Dick Towels! (NSFW)
Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).

Indeed, this necklace says a lot about the wearer. The silhouette says “I like to read”, The vinyl material says “I’m into retro stuff”, the fact that it’s recycled vinyl says “I’m into the environment” and the expression on her face says “stop staring at my boobs.”
Product Page ($40)
When an airplane crashes in the mountains and passengers have to resort to cannibalism to stay alive, the traveling foosball players are F-ed.
Product Page: ($25 via The Awesomer)