See that purple area? That’s your sweet spot. Be a team player at work, then gracefully exclude yourself from said work. It’s how to succeed in business and in life.
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The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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The Grim Reaper has a life outside work just like the rest of us. Some are raising families, he is looking to dance. You figure the guy needs to blow off steam somehow.
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This tie will send your boss a message that is hard to miss: given the choice between showing up at 8AM for another long day of work, you would much prefer to be lounging around the house in your bathrobe.
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When you sit in your cubicle and let your mind wander in order to maintain some sanity, do you ever wonder if your office is really just a terrarium for some giant pink cyclops? And if he showed himself, what would people say? If this shirt is any indication, most people would be unimpressed.
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Being one of the finest foods there is, you should really keep your pizza eating and your work life separate. The day you are referring to your pizza as an edible pie chart is the day you need to take a long vacation.
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If week after boring week in a cubicle is getting you down, why not wear this shirt so your co-workers know what you’re really thinking? And, if you’re like this guy and show up to work one day wearing two different shoes and have Jeeps, Care Bears, AIBO Robotic Dogs, and Pikachu stashed in your desk, they’ll know you’re just about to snap.
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Is this ice-cream tie tacky? Yes—and it’s dangerous too. You may find yourself under attack by children and out-of-control food addicts.
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If you didn’t get that big raise you were shooting for, or if everyday at work is like spending a day in hell, you can protest with this delightful “I Hate Work†tie. It will let all your bosses, co-workers, and clients know exactly where you stand, even during those momentary lapses where you actually crack a smile on the job.
Speaking of laughs, you will get a few at your co-workers expense as they stare dumbfounded at the pattern (the tie must be turned horizontally to be read properly). You can even mix things up during the week with the “I hate ties†tie, the “pull here to end misery’ tie, or the “I hate my job†tie. On the other hand, you have the option to be a total ass kisser with the “I love my boss†tie—all of which are pictured after the break.
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