You can entice the men by stripping down to your undies and let the undies break the bad news for themselves. A girl on a PMS rampage will scare the hell out of any sane man.
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Any man wearing this belt buckle may have one of two motives: either he is very truthful and sad as he warns women of what to expect, or he has a good sense of humor—though I have no idea why anyone would take the chance of being put in the first category. This buckle comes complete with a charcoal gray web belt.
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Every show that has a clip of someone doing something stupid has the “Don’t try this at home” disclaimer. If you wonder about what could happen, this is just one possible outcome.
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You aren’t saying that you will snap any minute, just warning others that it is a possibility. That should keep them from giving you a hard time. And people think video games have no socially redeeming values.
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Short of tattooing the word “Taken” onto your boyfriend’s private areas, having it in bold print on the underwear is the most obvious place to make your intentions known to anyone unwelcome advances. You should consider it a last resort, because if it goes this far his ability to say no has been greatly compromised.
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Every class you sign up for in college has its own description, schedule and instructions. This laundry bag one happens to require no bleach whereas any other class you seem to take requires you to know molecular biology or some other useless knowledge. See, this is why college is so hard. Out in the real world knowing how to blow off a transvestite is good enough to get by.
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Everyone has a nasty friend that has no qualms about letting one go, anywhere, anytime. It would be best for all involved if that friend was forced to wear this pair of underwear to warn all innocent bystanders. Even better, it may embarrass that person enough that they find a way to get some manners.
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