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Five hours out in the sun is a long time for any part of the body, never mind that sensitive melon of yours. Not only do you get a little UV protection but you get a fashionable hairdo that can do double duty at the dance club that evening.

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Damn clowns—I friggin’ hate them. Mimes too. Those unfunny bastards.

Sure this visor is hilarious, but it also makes a serious personal statement against clowns and the whole circus industry in general. Wear it proudly.

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