This stump ring can be customized to include any two sets of initials carved into a heart on the side, but you don’t want to do it yourself. These rings have a mean side that only certified stump ring tamers can handle. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the video after the break.
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If you really want to profess your love this Valentine’s Day, wear one of these “I love you more than meat” pins. I know, it’s like telling your kids you love one of them more than the other, but the reality is that bacon doesn’t love you back—it’s trying to kill you…slowly. Actually, I don’t see much of a difference here.
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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, here’s a shirt with a healthy reminder to breakdance and not break hearts. However, for so many of our fellow nerds we will have the abilty to do neither.
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It is never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day. If you could have a gift that showed that you cared as much as this Romance On A Stick then I am giving you fair notice. It gives you a nice smile and the always loved rose, the fact that it makes you look like the Joker is just a bonus.
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Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, and that means it is time to start thinking about how you are going get yourself some booty this year. Chances are that beer gut isn’t going to be a hit with the ladies, so maybe you should consider kicking it up a a notch with some role playing. Unfortunately, dressing as a love pirate is more about the funny than it is about being sexy—and a woman laughing during sex can bring the party to a halt real fast.
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