After years of appearances in sub-par Star Wars themed products, Vader is making a comeback with this shirt.
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If Vader was a baby girl, the Imperial March would be played by Raffi, the Death Star would be pink and she would constantly be spitting up in her helmet and crapping her pants.
Stormtroopers (also dressed in pink) would have to change her and occasionally serve as wet nurses—which is just so wrong.
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Its only a concept at the moment, but this Powell and Vader mashup would make for a great shirt—not to mention a skateboard graphic.
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Worried that others will view it as a sign of weakness, Vader doesn’t like to be observed using his inhaler.
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After hours on the Death Star, things get really funky. Vader has been known to dress up in a white suit and tear up the dance floor like no other.
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It appears that Stewie Vader has the drop on the elderly Jedi. That sagging lightsaber isn’t going to be of any use to anyone.
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If you were wondering how Darth Vader keeps his helmet so soft, shiny and manageable, I have a little secret to tell you. He swears by the “Force” line of helmetcare products.
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