Animal Testing Should Be Outlawed
I have never seen two more worried animals than this. Both of them are shaking like a leaf. This just seems like cruel and unusual punishment. They would probably be happy to go back to their makeup testing days. A little lipstick may burn, but at least there was no thought involved.
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Hey Skinny…The Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle Can Hold Up Your Pants
Hey it looks like you lost a little weight there slim! You can barely keep your pants up. This Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle can help out with that—but be careful. It could be some sort of mystic fat idol that mysteriously expands your waistline when you wear it.
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Why Should Dentists Get Their Own Watch?
After all, you don’t see themed watches for other professions. Where are the watches for baristas, HR managers and crab fishermen? Do hookers get their own watch? I think not. Something to commemorate their 1000th satisfied customer perhaps? Now that would be one hell of a watch.
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