According to this shirt the advantage is clearly with the undead, especially since fat doesn’t favor humans. Prepare to have your brain eaten.
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Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.
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I had no idea that zombies came out of the ground to check for their shadow. Actually, I had no idea they even had a shadow. But six more weeks of the undead is almost as bad as six more weeks of winter.
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Smart zombies know that if they want to feast on the most brains, they need to be stronger and faster than the rest of the undead mob by staying in shape. This one may even get up to a consistent 1 mph gait. Go for the gold!
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Hey, hunting for brains at 12 mph is a hell of a lot faster than zombies were getting lurching around on foot. Upgrade!
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Who says that all zombies are lifeless bodies? These girl’s bodies seem to have plenty of life left in them. Yes they are flesh eaters, yes they are of the undead and yes they seem to be missing chunks of flesh. But are they really worse than some of what has accompanied you home after 2AM on a weekend night?
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When the zombies finally do come, you need to be prepared. That means plenty of guns and ammo, food and this target analysis t-shirt. All you need to do is glance down to determine where to shoot and where not to shoot.
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