If this t-shirt is correct, it could explain all the trailer park UFO sightings. Aliens don’t care about contacting us, they just want our sweet venison.
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The typical procrastinator has never ending hope that something may happen to get him out of ever having to do a chore he is not that excited about. It makes total sense that the end of the world is preferable to having to drag the lawn mower out of the garage again. Dinosaurs and UFO’s would be cool and all, but I would rather there be more days ahead.
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Hmmm…While aliens are allegedly traveling from distant galaxies to Earth with super fast flying saucers in order to abduct and probe people, some robots on Earth can play ping pong. Makes you wonder who to bet on when the invasion starts.
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I don’t really know whether the controversy this shirt advocates teaching is that the Egyptians had extraterrestrial help to build the pyramids or the fact that they outsourced it to a group of people who did not even live on our planet. It makes outsourcing to third world countries look downright benevolent.
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For all the theories I have heard about how Santa Claus can cover the whole world in one night, this is one that I have not seen put forward before. That is a bit surprising since an alien is just as plausible as any of the other theories.
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The police haven’t been able to get you to wear your seat belt with the threaten of fines. You aren’t doing it for your own safety. Maybe your irrational fear of aliens will finally get you to wear it. I can’t think of any more compelling reason than the aliens. Just think about anal probes to put a little fear into yourself, the aliens are famous for those.
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