tyrannosaurus rex

The Tyrannosaurus on the left was texting at the time, which is hard enough to do while driving even for someone with functional arms and thumbs.

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The T-Rex is the hardest working Dinosaur of the Jurassic period. I mean, he has a circus job, a rodeo job and he is training hard to become an MMA fighter. Some say putting your image on a dress is just selling out, but I say he earns every penny.

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T-Rex Belt Buckle1Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.

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tyranorexicasaurus-rex

Of all the carnivorous, giant dinosaurs this is probably one of the only ones that the smaller dinosaurs don’t fear. Maybe if he wasn’t so self-conscious he could enjoy a good brontosaurus now and then.

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