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Croc…singular…as in the shoe. That tortoise must have his beer goggles on because we all know Crocs are hideous.
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Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
This slightly modified version of the tortoise versus the hare fable has the same result as the classic story, only this tortoise has chosen large armament to insure his win rather than hoping the hare does something stupid to lose.
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Woooo! Look at ‘em go! Another 5 minutes and you’ll have a whole measure!
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