
I’ve seen totes made from recycled suits before, but most end up just looking like bags with pinstripes. These versions from Poketo retain that dressed up look. Hell, you might even be able wear one around your neck and get past dress codes at fancy restaurants.
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Crazy colors, flowers, floating Star Wars heads…these tote bags may be made in China, but the crazy style is all Japan. Available in Yoda Flower, Character Mosaic, Guava Galaxy and R2-D2 Mosaic versions.
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These “All Over The Place” tote bags are kind of like making a NYC, Los Angeles and Nantucket Hot Pocket filled with your stuff. If you happen to live in one of these cities, chances are that stuff will reflect the environment. For example, the NYC version is perfect for holding laptops, cellphones, MetroCards and, of course, weapons.
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These OMFG and ASAP totes help you transport files with ease—and the internet slang helps you to organize them in order of importance.
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If you have attended Catholic school this bag probably speaks to you. You also know damn well that you wouldn’t be carrying it into Catholic school itself or you are in for the retribution that made you buy it in the first place. Take it out in public and look for sympathetic nods from other veterans of those schools.
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