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The way I see it, if you are going to wear a backpack that makes you look like a turtle, you might as well go all out. This new Teenage Mutant Ninja version is officially licensed, and comes with four character masks for real teenagers to look absolutely ridiculous in.
You had dammed well better be a ninjutsu master wearing this shredder armor. Cotton and polyester offers no protection against nunchakus, sais, bo staffs and katanas.
Product Page ($60 via YBMW and Geekologie)
Modeled by a man obviously disappointed with his career choice is this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle “disguise” which is really just a bandana. However, it’s no longer 1991, so if you’re looking at this post you’ve either never heard of TMNT, or you’re too old to go trick or treating. But who cares? If you wear it like this guy, no one’s gonna get it anyway. Kermit?
Product Page: ($8)
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