
The way I see it, if you are going to wear a backpack that makes you look like a turtle, you might as well go all out. This new Teenage Mutant Ninja version is officially licensed, and comes with four character masks for real teenagers to look absolutely ridiculous in.

Modeled by a man obviously disappointed with his career choice is this
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