The Rebeldactyls were able to take out Tie-Rex fairly easily because his tiny arms couldn’t properly work the controls. Vadersaurus was not pleased.
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I guess fapping is out of the question as well.
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Nerdasaurus Rex did the calculations and tried to warn the other dinosaurs about the impending meteor strike, but nobody would listen. So, he constructed a rocketship to escape Earth. Some say he still travels the universe—going where no dinosaur has gone before.
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The Tyrannosaurus on the left was texting at the time, which is hard enough to do while driving even for someone with functional arms and thumbs.
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Tyrannozaurus was unstoppable until he met the armored unicorn sent back in time by wizards in the year 2029.
The T-Rex is the hardest working Dinosaur of the Jurassic period. I mean, he has a circus job, a rodeo job and he is training hard to become an MMA fighter. Some say putting your image on a dress is just selling out, but I say he earns every penny.
SpaceCat must have found a wormhole that allowed him to go back in time to the Jurassic. It was there that he sized command from the T-Rex in what can only be described as the most awesome rodeo ever.
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If you had a tuxedo-clad T-Rex show up to your birthday party sporting a monocle, top hat and balloons, you’d probably immortalize the moment too.
T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.
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