t-rex


Actually, it’s kind of like having tiny T-Rex arms for nipples. High five! Oooh, sorry.

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Optimus Prime, T-Rex using a high-five aid, an explosion—this may be the greatest or most regrettable tattoo of all-time. Pip Foweraker isn’t concerned about the consequences of his first tattoo though. His philosophy:

…the best solution would be to get a tattoo so over-the-top awesome, and filled with personal meaning and satisfaction, that it would be literally impossible for me to ever regret getting it.

Check out his full argument in the link below. It’s actually pretty solid—makes me want to get a tattoo of Chuck Norris and Betty White bare-knuckle boxing.

(Pip Foweraker via Neatorama)

A guy named Jamie P. crafted this badass custom T-Rex costume using a CNC router and hand cut parts. The roughly 25 lb costume is made from closed cell poly foam and a welded steel and aluminum subframe.

Hit the jump to check out some additional photos and a video of the costume in action.

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The Rebeldactyls were able to take out Tie-Rex fairly easily because his tiny arms couldn’t properly work the controls. Vadersaurus was not pleased.

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I guess fapping is out of the question as well.

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Some scientist working for Jurassic Park must have been watching the Evil Dead. Unfortunately, he unleashed a terror the likes of which the world has never seen.

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Nerdasaurus Rex

by Sean Fallon on January 11, 2011

in T-Shirts


Nerdasaurus Rex did the calculations and tried to warn the other dinosaurs about the impending meteor strike, but nobody would listen. So, he constructed a rocketship to escape Earth. Some say he still travels the universe—going where no dinosaur has gone before.

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The Tyrannosaurus on the left was texting at the time, which is hard enough to do while driving even for someone with functional arms and thumbs.

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Tyrannozaurus was unstoppable until he met the armored unicorn sent back in time by wizards in the year 2029.

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The T-Rex is the hardest working Dinosaur of the Jurassic period. I mean, he has a circus job, a rodeo job and he is training hard to become an MMA fighter. Some say putting your image on a dress is just selling out, but I say he earns every penny.

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