Halloween on Tatooine is a Lot Scarier Than It is on Earth
Ugh. You can almost hear the needle jump off the record. Now that is one Halloween party I don’t want to be invited to.
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“I Want You for the Dark Side” T-Shirt
No one said that getting new recruits for your galactic force was simple when you are on the dark side. To really get people interested, it helps to have one of the top dogs in your force taking a personal interest. And to give it that personal touch, no matter what angle you look at [...]
The Tin Man vs. C-3PO: Robot Fisticuffs
It was only a matter of time before the bad blood between these two boiled over. Unfortunately the fight is going to be a bit lopsided. C-3PO is a wuss and the tin man is a fearsome, heartless bastard.
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Sith Abandoning Ship Shirt
This shirt makes two things readily apparent. First, the Sith are likely not really accustomed to water landings. And second, Darth Vader really seems to enjoy his water sports. Maybe a little more time on the water slide would have cured him of his need to take over the universe.
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Star Wars Clone Wars Watch Features Action Sound and 3D
I can’t sit here and tell you that I am all that pumped about the upcoming Clone Wars film, but far be it from me to pass over a bit of cheap merchandise. This watch features a 3D relief sculpture of a Clone Trooper on the face that slides open to reveal buttons that can [...]
Star Wars Election ‘08: Candidates Geeks Can Believe In
Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers [...]
The Empire Strikes…Barack?
If you are a geeky Democrat searching for a way to support Barack Obama that makes sense to you, look no further than this Empire Strikes Barack T-Shirt.
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Star Wars and Indiana Jones Mighty Muggs T-Shirts
Comic-Con 2008 is ready to roll later this month and HasbroToyShop will be there with these new special edition Indiana Jones and Star Wars Mighty Muggs T-Shirts. Unfortunately, this stuff is so new that there is no word on pricing, a release date, or the size of the initial run. The Indiana Jones version is [...]
The Phantom Menace…of the Opera
Generally, guys are not really into opera. However, I have a feeling that would change if the Phantom Menace of the Opera opened up on Broadway. Darth Maul belting out tunes…man that would be horrible.
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Chewbacca Sterling Silver Ring
Imagine getting in a fistfight with the Chewbacca ring on. Then imagine getting in a really good jab. You could conceivably leave a Chewbacca head-shaped mark on your opponent’s face. It would be like your own geeky “Zorro” mark.
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