There may be only so many ways you can spoof on the purported balloon boy, but one more will not hurt. He should be so lucky as to fly in front of a full moon and not be spotted by anyone. If an alien isn’t caught doing it then there is a good chance that a family desperate for fame wouldn’t be either. All they would miss would be their 15 minutes of fame, followed by a possible jail term.
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Panera Bread always seems like a somewhat elitist type of sandwich establishment. I am sure that if you were to visit a Pantera Bread store you would not notice any similarities at all—in the food or the patrons.
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This depiction of the swine flu looks a lot more painful for the pig than it does for the human recipient. That is one flue I wouldn’t want to be cleaning out.
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There is no way that you would ever be taught the name of every dinosaur that ever lived, but it is hard to fathom that this is one I had never heard of before. He seems like an obvious candidate for a case study.
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This version of beer pong is probably not quite what you are used to. Looking at the bright side, you don’t have to play against an opponent and even though you take out the bottom of the beer first, there will be no spills. The lack of spilled beer is probably the biggest difference between this version and the version that is normally played in your basement.
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Hello Kitty’s cute little cartoonish face can really grate on my nerves at times. I much prefer her long lost relative Hello Zombie. It is sad that a brain eating cat with a little blood dribbling down her chin is more appealing.
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If you weren’t sure how to play Texas Hold’em, this shirt won’t make you anxious to learn. Not to worry though, there are some alternative varieties that I’m sure many of you would be interested in checking out.
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Maybe Darth Vader was on the green side before the dark side even existed. This Vader depiction is made entirely of trees and animals that are all symbols of the environmental movement. He may have had better luck recruiting people to this cause, but it would have been tough to top his future dreams of domination of the universe.
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Maybe you really did have a few white herons in your lifetime, but more likely your lousy typing is being shown to the world yet again.
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Slush puppies are tasty but I am really more interested in having a Lush Puppie. Their mascot seems to have started the party a little early and his drinking that beer through a straw is not going to help anything.
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