Yeah, this is not a good look.
I don’t think the sleepy Geordi vibe of the Wrap-a-Nap all-in-one blindfold, head pillow and earmuff is more ridiculous than the infamous Snazzy Napper, but it’s definitely in the ballpark.
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Hopefully you can get some girl to commit to you before she figures out that going all night will do nothing for her but give her some peace and quiet. That hope will also require that she is illiterate and can’t read this shirt.
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From the project page:
The suit acts as a transportable and adjustable cocoon that allows for constant air flow in a variety of different positions and environments. The sleep suit provides for a sound 30 minute nap. The structure of the material, a structural pleat, is used as a means to create feelings of connected and disconnectedness as well as provide varying levels of support for different parts of the body. By thinking of the cut pattern as sections of the body, the structure can act as a semi-permeable outer skin.
This is all just a way of sugarcoating the fact that there’s a giant, ferocious crepe paper decoration walking among us, threatening to coat its victims in a tissue papery cocoon.
You wouldn’t think that someone who is not living any more would need any more sleep than they already get, but the zombie hitting the snooze button proves me wrong. This also means that spotting which grave sites contain zombies is as easy as checking out where the alarm clocks are.
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You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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