Even Skeletons Bow To Your Greatness

You know you have the power when the dead are paying homage to you. Now if you could only get the living to pay you as much respect.
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These Hands Hold Your Hair All Day Long

It is time for you to move beyond boring barrettes and hair clips. These skeleton hands will handle the same chore wit a lot more flair. It is like some ghoul is pawing at your head all day long.
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Please Excuse My Boner

If you thought four hours would be bad, consider this: skeletons have a raging boner 24/7/365.
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This Skeleton Is Literally Hanging From Your Neck

This skeleton hanging from your necklace is a bit ironic. You wear him around your neck while he is hanging by his. The weird thing is, was he hung and is still hanging there after decomposing or did you really try to hang a skeleton?
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Dinosaur Necklace is “T-Rex-tastic!”

Got a big date tonight? Dress to impress with this t-rex skeleton necklace. It throws a unique vibe out there that says “I am a complex person that may or may not have severe mental problems.”
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Skeletons Doing It Tie

The Skeletons Doing It Tie is one of those products that can be worn safely in the office, as long as no one gets close enough to notice the actual print on it. What looks like a red, white and blue pattern from a distance becomes a whole group of skeletons having a lot of [...]

Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Apron & Oven Mitt

When night time grilling is on the agenda, it is time to pull out some different cooking apparel. This skeleton apron is nicely complemented by the skeleton oven mitt. And so everyone knows who the master chef is, he can be picked out easily as the one with the glowing bones. Why is it that [...]

Ripper Skeleton Socks: Your Feet Are Haunted

Yup—this is a textbook case of haunted feet. Seen it a thousand times before. Some horrible trauma (like a severe case of foot odor) has kept the spirits attached to your socks for an eternity. The only solution is to cast out the demons with a little Tide and some Odor Eaters.
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Skeleton Hoodie: It’s All Fun and Games Until You Get Hit By a Car

These skeleton hoodies are cool looking—there is no denying that. I just hope you can see through the eye sockets when you have the hood zipped. Available in a variety of colors.
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