sharks


Gun totin’ bikini girl bandit rides a horse shark on a shirt. Makes perfect sense to me.

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These shark bite socks are a bloody upgrade to the original versions. Clearly, they hunger for the ankles of scantily clad, tattooed women.

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Unlike most sharks, Selleck sharks travel in packs. They also travel in a very mysterious and very specific configuration for reasons unknown to science.

This shirt concept is currently up for voting in the Emptees Tee Off.

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In celebration of the 33rd anniversary of the first Jaws movie, Jack Spade has released a pricey, 22 oz canvas bag with a Jaws shark print. As a bonus, you will also be very much in style when Shark Week returns to the Discovery Channel in August.

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These sharks with levels are actually quite helpful. They lurk around your house and attack when pictures are askew.

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shark ape high five hoodie

Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.

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double-danger

If you see a warning sign that addresses danger from sharks on both land and sea, I would find myself another beach.

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