From CubicleBot… Flickr user BrodyQat created this image using fabric and makeup – no Photoshop trickery whatsoever. Gives you a pretty good idea what it would look like if figures in 19th century photographs could time travel.
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If your goal in life is to take what should be the happiest holiday of the year and turn it into a nightmare inducing shirt, this one has it covered. The kids will be more likely to be cowering in fear that Santa Claws will show up rather than hoping that jolly,old Santa Claus will bring them everything they asked for.
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Rudolph may have lit the way for Santa through a driving blizzard, but the inefficiency of his nose is also a huge energy waster. Someone who lives at the North Pole knows about global warming better than anyone, so Santa did the right thing and switched Rudolph to a compact fluorescent.
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With less than a week remaining until Christmas, Santa is still trying to get Rudolph to get over the fact that his red state sensibilities were defeated at the ballot box last year. There is very little time for Rudolph to get back into flying shape.
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A man who delivers wrapped gifts to billions of kids a year knows something about wrapping. So when Santa says to keep it wrapped, you keep it wrapped. He could parlay this into a high paying gig with the Trojan company.
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Everyone is happy to open their house to a stranger who brings them gifts once a year. Those same people would probably not be happy to open their house to an S&M aficionado, but so far there have been no questions about what activities Santa and the misses enjoy on his own time.
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“Santa On a Stick” may provide a good disguise if you plan an Ocean’s Eleven style heist of Santa’s Workshop. Just be prepared to explain any physical discrepancies, like why Santa’s lips don’t move and why he needs to have a stick attached to his chin at all times. You’d better hope those Elves are pretty really damned stupid.
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Not surprisingly, the “three moon” t-shirt craze has been adapted for the holidays. I would like to see this shirt design re-imagined for the spring when the moon becomes a sun and the snowmen start melting into oblivion.
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For all the theories I have heard about how Santa Claus can cover the whole world in one night, this is one that I have not seen put forward before. That is a bit surprising since an alien is just as plausible as any of the other theories.
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The Divinyls may have turned on a bunch of adolescent men back in the days when their lead singer Christina Amphlett sang about her self gratification. This Santa won’t give them that same feeling, just a good chuckle from that confused looking little elf.
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