Someone Has A Huge Problem With Yoga (NSFW Language)
If you don’t like something, come right out and say it. If you want to share your opinion with everyone around you, just wear flip flops that say it for you. Obviously, someone feels there is a market out there for yoga haters.
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Dinosaur Flip Flops Invite Stalking at the Beach
If you would rather not have kids, scientists and hunters trailing you at the beach, it might be a good idea to forget about these Dino Trailin Tracks Flip Flops. Each step results in a dinosaur-like footprint that is sure to invite stalking.
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Don’t Drink & Dial Flip-Flops
Deciding to call the old girlfriends after a night of drinking is always a bad idea. The problem is that you aren’t thinking straight at that point. Since the odds are 50/50 that you will end up on the floor, you may as well put any reminders you want down there as well.
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Gator Sandals
Looking an awful lot like Crocs, these kid’s Gator Shoes from Polliwalks will give them a fun look while leaving reptile like tracks in the sand as you walk. Now I won’t say that these seem like a Croc ripoff, but I will say that any upgrade to the look of that type of sandal [...]
Flip Flops Encourage You to Drink Beer
Yesterday we brought you some winter attire that will inform the world of your blossoming alcoholism, and today we bring you a pair of flip flops that will only encourage you on your path to self destruction. Perfect for spring breakers who need a little reminder now and then about why they are there.
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