
For some, life without salt would be a life not worth living. Any one of those people would be proud to wear this ring and remind them of the yummy addition of salt to any food they are eating. The adjustable ring means you can wear it on any finger you choose, making it a flexible piece of jewelry no matter what else you choose to wear.
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These slug jokesters seem to have a warped sense of humor. Their parents have obviously not taught them to avoid melting one another. They need a much sterner warning than the “You’re going to put someone’s eye out” warning that humans love so. Let this shirt be the lesson.
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Assault and battery isn’t just a legal term anymore; they’re a physical duo ready to kick your ass with acid burns and high blood pressure.
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