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He lost in a game of rock, paper, scissors. That’s when he retreated to his bunker and committed suicide in shame.

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I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”

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rock-paper-metal

In the world of rock, paper, scissor competition, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, and metal beats anything played on an acoustic guitar and any concert under 50,000 watts. Viva tinnitus!

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