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You have seen all the superheroes performing life saving deeds, but there is never any payment involved. What you don’t see is how those superheroes live when their cash is spent. It isn’t pretty.

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Instead of stimulus funds that will end up God knows where, the government should have just purchased one of these broke pouches for every household. Can also be used to ward off potential thieves by letting them know they aren’t getting anything from you no matter how hard they try.

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Impressed? That’s right, supersize those fries—those are the kind of perks you get when your rolling with a guy that makes four figures a year. Close up image after the break.

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