As evidenced by this t-shirt, there has been a grassroots effort over the last few months to get Brad Pitt elected as the mayor of New Orleans in 2010. While his Make It Right Foundation has been rightly praised, Brad doesn’t feel he stands a chance of being elected as mayor “on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.”
I beg to differ though. As we have seen over the years, celebrities don’t have to worry about “platforms” when running for political office.
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Usually, the common man is getting screwed by the politicians, but this shirt shows you what goes on behind the scenes between the parties. Bipartisanship at its best.
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Looking for a bailout package? I got your package right here buddy.
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Sun, sand…shackles. Now that sounds like paradise. I’m sure “detention camp” is some fancy term for “resort.”
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If you husband or boyfriend is a bastard, a swift kick to the groin with Obama’s face leading the way should bring about the change you need. Additional designs are available after the break.
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Poor Joe the Plumber. John McCain made him an internet phenomenon against his will—and t-shirt designers have wasted no time capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Additional designs are available after the break.
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Depending on your political views, you may doubt the accuracy of information given to you by Sarah Palin watches. Even if you are voting Democrat in the upcoming election, you can still enjoy the pleasures of a wrist or pocket MILF. Pocket watch version available after the break.
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We are getting into the home stretch with the Presidential election and even though things may get heated, just remember that we are all human. We all sit on that toilet in the morning and drop a deuce. Unless you’re constipated. Then it may be ever couple of days—but the point is the same! Everyone poops.
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