Vacation in Sunny Guantanamo
Sun, sand…shackles. Now that sounds like paradise. I’m sure “detention camp” is some fancy term for “resort.”
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Palin and Plumber in 2012
If you were disappointed in the results of the recent election, fear not—the two favorite Republican players could always team up for 2012.
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Obama Brand Footwear: Change With a Swift Kick to the Groin
If you husband or boyfriend is a bastard, a swift kick to the groin with Obama’s face leading the way should bring about the change you need. Additional designs are available after the break.
Donuts and Bacon in 08′
Still undecided? If only Donuts and Bacon could run on a platform of deliciousness. It would be a landslide victory.
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Joe The Plumber For President
Poor Joe the Plumber. John McCain made him an internet phenomenon against his will—and t-shirt designers have wasted no time capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Additional designs are available after the break.
Tell Time With Sarah Palin Accuracy
Depending on your political views, you may doubt the accuracy of information given to you by Sarah Palin watches. Even if you are voting Democrat in the upcoming election, you can still enjoy the pleasures of a wrist or pocket MILF. Pocket watch version available after the break.
This Election Year Just Remember…Everyone Poops
We are getting into the home stretch with the Presidential election and even though things may get heated, just remember that we are all human. We all sit on that toilet in the morning and drop a deuce. Unless you’re constipated. Then it may be ever couple of days—but the point is the same! Everyone [...]
Votes For Bush May Have Been A Misunderstanding
I was always a bit amazed at how many votes George Bush was able to get. But I think this shirt illustrates the misunderstanding that many men may have had when they went to the polls. In this light it is kind of hard to argue with a vote for Bush. Just the good one, [...]
If Only Lincoln Could Run For President
Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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Sarah Palin Bags Another Hunting Trophy
As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping [...]
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