I guess I still have a lot to learn, because I totally missed the boat on what a “packet sniffer” is. Apparently it’s a computer term for a program that allows eavesdropping on traffic traveling between networked computers, not a dog that likes to smell nutsacks. Eh, the play on words works either way.
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The concept seems pretty simple: you want a small fish you get a small bag; you want a large, man eating fish you get a large bag. You also may want a forklift.
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Your cute little kitty has thoughts of murder and mayhem on her mind. She is just acting cute so that you keep feeding her. The minute you turn your back she may put her plan into action.
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Most of the description of this lost dog could be just about any dog: black, barks a lot, big teeth. It is that last item that is the real clincher: may be armed. That may scare off a few search volunteers. Their inability to tear off the contact number may hurt as well.
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Uh-huh, nothing says non-conformist, anti-establishment punk like stuffing Fido into a camo mohawk hoodie with a little skull and crossbones emblem to add that extra touch of personality. I’d say it would be much cooler to dispense with the hoodie, break out the hair gel and take advantage of the fur styling possibilities. How about little Snowball walking down the street sporting a neckhawk, bellyhawk or tailhawk?
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No dog has a body meant for a bracelet more than the dachshund. That long body can wrap all the way around your wrist for a tight hold. Just try wearing a pug bracelet. The best that could do is to sit on top of your wrist and fall off with any movement at all.
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