Like most of life, the desire to get laid motivates men to do things they normally wouldn’t dream of, like watch Twilight or dance. In this case, Mario has spent the last twenty years risking life and limb at the hands of inexperienced gamers to rescue damsels in distress with the hope that by saving their lives, a plumber could finally score with a princess. Let’s hope he read the fine print on that poster.
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