orange

Unfortunately, these bananas were knocking on a monkey’s door, so the punchline was blown when they got to orange. Oh, and all of the bananas were killed. Sad story really.

The shirt sold out quickly on woot—but you can bet it will end up in the Reckoning section in the next day or two for $15.

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You Set Me On Fire Acrylic RingThese red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.

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leprechaun-facial-fur

St.Patrick’s Day may be the ideal time to wear this fashionable leprechaun facial hair, but since when did you need a special day to get drunk and dress like an idiot? That’s what I thought.

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extra-pulp-t-shirt

When a Pulp Fiction style hit is carried out on a fellow orange, the result is great with bacon, eggs, and a side of hash browns.

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