Being monitored at work has never been a pleasurable thing. This keychain depicts the least desirable of the ways that it could happen to you at work.
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This tie will send your boss a message that is hard to miss: given the choice between showing up at 8AM for another long day of work, you would much prefer to be lounging around the house in your bathrobe.
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When you sit in your cubicle and let your mind wander in order to maintain some sanity, do you ever wonder if your office is really just a terrarium for some giant pink cyclops? And if he showed himself, what would people say? If this shirt is any indication, most people would be unimpressed.
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There are a lot of things you can do with your time at work. Actual work is probably the least fun. This shirt shows you just how creative some could be when they are stuck in an office for 8+ hours a day with a full stock of office supplies. The Paper Aircraft Carrier is going to be tough for you to beat, but you have a lot of hours to mull it over.
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Being one of the finest foods there is, you should really keep your pizza eating and your work life separate. The day you are referring to your pizza as an edible pie chart is the day you need to take a long vacation.
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If watching “Twilight” has all you teenage girls fantasizing about a goth fairy tale where your very own dreamy vampire awaits to whisk you away to a blood sucking, nocturnal paradise,  here’s a chilling view of what your professional future will look like once you get there.
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So apparently cubicles breed zombies. It may be a fallacy, but walk around any office building’s cubicle farm and you will not be 100% sure. Those people certainly seem to be walking around on auto pilot like your typical zombie would be.
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If you didn’t get that big raise you were shooting for, or if everyday at work is like spending a day in hell, you can protest with this delightful “I Hate Work†tie. It will let all your bosses, co-workers, and clients know exactly where you stand, even during those momentary lapses where you actually crack a smile on the job.
Speaking of laughs, you will get a few at your co-workers expense as they stare dumbfounded at the pattern (the tie must be turned horizontally to be read properly). You can even mix things up during the week with the “I hate ties†tie, the “pull here to end misery’ tie, or the “I hate my job†tie. On the other hand, you have the option to be a total ass kisser with the “I love my boss†tie—all of which are pictured after the break.
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You know that guy who irritates everyone else in the office with his USB Missile Launcher? He is an office warrior (and probably an asshole). If you would like to join his ranks, you need a uniform—namely this Office Warrior T-Shirt. Naturally, that means you must also purchase an actual missile launcher or your new title will undoubtedly be the “Office Poser.”
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