Is it cold in here, or am I just wearing stupid fake nipples?
UK-based retailer Selfridges is selling these “Body Perks” nipple enhancers with the claim that “the natural look is back. Nipples are in”.
Yeah, so it’s 90 degrees but I have nipples that could open cans. Not what I would qualify as a “natural look”.
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Ever wished you had a few extra nipples? Sure, we all have. With these extra nipples pins, you can have up to 4 spares for nursing sextuplets, kinky fetishes or bizarre fashion statements.
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Simply put, Nippins are a set pin-back buttons with pictures of pierced nipples on them. You can even step up your game and get the”Bigginz” version that clocks in at a massive 3-inches wide. Now that is what I call flair!
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