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Sending your kid to school with this lunchbox will make your child’s life at school that much easier. First, if the bullies are also fans of Dale Earnhardt Jr., then he gets a free pass. The rest will be afraid of him just because they figure that only rednecks are fans of NASCAR. And you never know what you can expect from a redneck. The fact that the helmet lunchbox has his old car number on it almost makes this a collector’s item.

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Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is about a bunch of cars going around a track for hours on end. Now, if space shuttles were involved you can bet I would tune into that. Might even get an Astronaut 88 sticker for the back of my car and start eating some space jerky.

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