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There are only so many aprons that a man can wear and still keep his self esteem intact. This apron not only offers you a depiction of one of the manliest occupations, that of exploring space as part of NASA; but it also has a nice play on words. I mean, I really do need the space, but humor is a good way to get that across.

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Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is about a bunch of cars going around a track for hours on end. Now, if space shuttles were involved you can bet I would tune into that. Might even get an Astronaut 88 sticker for the back of my car and start eating some space jerky.

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Hey, is that Voyager on your tie? Damn I love Voyager! Oh, and there is the Mariner 02! Man, your tie is like a silky space lesson.

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Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70′s porno.

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The NASA inspired Jetpack Backpack is for kids only, but if they made a more sci-fi looking version for adults I wouldn’t be surprised if became a hot seller.

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