The Black Knight and Gandalf finally square off! Sadly, it just ended up being a staring contest that will last for an eternity.
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All eleven Doctors were members of the Ministry.
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Let us read from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21:
..And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
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Apparently, the Ministry of Silly Walks has a branch in space.
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The Black Knight isn’t going to let a little scratch prevent him from enjoying a good game of hopscotch.
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It doesn’t matter how many mistakes you make, the patient just won’t die. Go ahead and touch the sides—the Black Knight can take it.
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Find out who the true Monty Python fans are among you with this shirt. Also works with fans of fireballs and magic.
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A level 85 Monty Python and Warcraft mashup with the Knights WhoSayNi.
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Shortly after this, the Black Knight was in a terrible bike accident and lost his legs. Undaunted, he tried to ride with only his torso.
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I’ve always considered the Ministry of Silly Walks to be one of Monty Python’s finest moments, and now it’s available as a watch. The officially licensed collectible features an image of John Cleese on the face with his legs acting as the minute and hour hands. The watch also comes with a tin case featuring various stages of a silly walk… Good show!
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