Next time you feel like going all Tokyo monster stomp in your office, just pull out one of these ties instead. Inspired by the classic game Rampage, these ties let you unleash your inner monster without getting fired. Or thrown in jail. You can choose which scene inspires you most, or maybe you’re having a really rough time at work and need all three. All the better to imagine stomping that annoying guy in accounting.
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If you haven’t seen the work of Tracy Widdess before, her custom “Brutal Knitting” masks are inspired by “creepy sci-fi and horror”. It’s definitely not the kind of thing that you want to leave out in the open in your bedroom after dark—perched awkwardly on top of your dresser next to your closet where the shadows can play tricks with your mind. You’re liable to have dreams of knitting while running away from monsters.
Check out more designs after the break.
When giant squids attack, you had dammed well better not be in a tiny blue sub. If you live in a yellow submarine, keep in mind that the giant squids you see might not actually be there.
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And the entire city is their fridge.
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People will tell you that manhole covers are round to prevent it from falling into the hole, but the reality is that it prevents square-shaped sewer monsters from coming to the surface and killing us all.
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Vannen’s line of urban art watches just got weirder with the launch of the Series II collection of wrist monsters. Check out the gallery after the break for more info on the new designs.
Despite the disclaimer on the bottom of this sci-fi shirt, I think a “SharkShark” is possible. What if there was a shark with two heads—one on each end? Kind of like a finger trap of death that poops out of its butt mouth.
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I seem to recall a similar concept called Monster Hoodies from a few years back, but Dinohoodies are cranking out some truly insane custom creations. As you can see in the image above, if your can dream up the hoodie, they can probably make it happen for you.
UPDATE: Mention Fashionably Geek and get £5 (about $7 ) off your order.
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Enjoy Earth Day while you can, because we all know it’s only a matter of time before a giant robot octopus with a laser gun will come to destroy us all.
It gets even worse when the birds take the plane back to the nest and regurgitate it into the mouths of their offspring (only to be pooped out later on that skyscraper you just had window washed.)
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