Never Drink and Derive

If your friend has been drinking and insists on doing a few equations, take the pencil out of his hand by any means necessary. Math nerds don’t let math nerds drink and derive.
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The Accomplishments of Isaac Newton Squeezed Onto a Tie

Amazing how you can boil down the accomplishments of one of the greatest minds in history onto a single cream-colored silk tie.
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