The X-Ray Vision Sleep Mask Seems Pointless
You can’t see through women’s clothes with your eyes closed! It probably doesn’t matter though. I’m sure this sleep mask works just about as well as the glasses.
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Zombama and McBrain Presidential Zombie Masks
Going out this Halloween in an Obama or McCain mask is an idea that is kind of old and busted. But if you feel compelled to support your candidate, I suggest mixing it up a little with McBrain and Zombama (pictured after the break).
Ugly Bags Cure The Chronically Un-Sexy
We have all heard the joke about putting a paper bag over the head of any ugly lover, but sometimes the situation can be downright serious. These Ugly Bags are “heavy duty for extra ugliness” so you know that they will make quick work of a code red ugly situation.
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Anime Eye Masks: Are You Sleeping Or Just Really Surprised?
These eye masks feature anime-style wide-eyed expressions that are sure to amuse those around you. However, I doubt highly that wearing one will fool anyone at work. Additional image after the break.
Maiko Get Well Soon Mask
This mask will keep you from contacting germs, but unless you happen to be a pasty faced white woman then it may look a bit odd. Even then the geisha look with the pouty faced lipstick will give you an interesting look. A trout pout without the need for collagen shots.
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