These guys take pride in being the official supplier of shells, banana skins and mushrooms for Mario Kart.
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Stomping turtles in the game is kind of cute, but in the real world it’s just twisted and wrong.
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The mushrooms are tired of being slaughtered for pizzas, trips and 1UPs. Details are scarce, but it seems as though they are planning to take over the planet with some sort of nuclear device filled with mushroom poison. Naturally, it was the mushroom with the mustache that hatched the plan.
Scary as hell apparently. Somehow the idea of a fat Italian plumber shooting turtles and riding a dinosaur seems absurd now.
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You have star invincibility! So go ahead—jump off that building. I just hope you timed it right.
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If you want to hook up with a Princess, you are going to need some cash. In desperation, Mario has turned to mushroom dealing to pay his bills.
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