Like Vegas, it’s hard to stay clean in a place called the “Mushroom Kingdom”.
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This is like Mario’s millionth time in the burn ward. I’ll tell you, an IV full of 1UP juice works miracles.
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From the same artist that brought us abused Pokemon comes Steamboat Mario. It’s Mario from a simpler time. A time when there was no color and characters did a lot more whistling.
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Uh oh. Mario’s pushing 30, and even with all of that running his metabolism has slowed down to the point where Italian food is starting to catch up with him.
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100% hand-knitted wool Mario and Lugi sweaters from Nintendo icon Shigesato Itoi. It’s even officially licensed.
Little pricey though—I think I would rather try my hand at knitting this despite the fact that  it goes far beyond even my nerdiness threshold.
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Despite coordinating their wardrobes and name tags earlier, all of the Bob-ombs showed up to the convention wearing the same thing.
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Mario’s flesh may have rotted away but his mustache is as thick and luxurious as ever.
Check out the prizes elite Club Nintendo of Japan members get for 600 points a pop. And the best part is that the shirts are customizable.
Superfans with the means can choose which design they want on the back with an illustrated or pixelated design on the front. All in all, there are dozens of options. Jealous? Yeah, I wouldn’t hold my breath for prizes like this from Nintendo in the US.
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Tapping into the power of his sexual frustration over Princess Peach, Mario delivers a fireball of devastating intensity.
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