lightsaber


Flickr user eldert will be dual wielding lightsabers for the rest of his life.

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Actually I took a Skyrim to the Xbox and I haven’t left the house in a month.

For a limited time you can use the code “FIREBALL” at checkout on Splitreason and save 10% on your order.

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This is my lightsaber, this is my blaster gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

Product Page: Vader / Luke ($21.90 via Gamefreaks)

TIE fighting? Not anymore. Japan’s Kotobukiya have released these plated brass Star Wars lightsaber tie tacks representing both Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker’s saber handles. The downside is that they only seem to be available in Japan.

Product Page (Japan Star Wars via Technabob)


You think of Obi-Wan Kenobi as being calm, cool, collected and (if you’re a prequel watcher) a bad ass.

But do you know just how prepared he was for any eventuality?

This replica of his Jedi belt is made of highest grade leather and includes an accurate belt buckle, resin Jedi pouches, Jedi food capsules and a Covertec belt clip for attaching your lightsaber.

Jedi food capsules? ::grin:: I wonder what Jedi food capsules include. Can you freeze dry blue milk?

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Imagine what MacGyver could do with this! A detailed image is available after the break.

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Those lightsabers are powered by three D batteries. And you just don’t see many rechargeables in that category.

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Back in the day, gentleman farmers would often collect their crops by cutting the harvest down with lightsabers. It wasn’t long before the idea of golf was born out of the swinging motion, but it would take several years before they would decide to switch to a standard clubs in order to keep the ball intact. And you thought golf was a frustrating game now.

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lightsaber glove holster

Is it just me or do you find it amusing that a shirt was made to advertise a fictional glove holster for lightsabers? I would imagine that there is a sizable sweaty-palmed market of nerds out there that would buy the real thing—especially so close to Halloween.

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stoopid-monkey

Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.

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