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In the super paranoid days of old, this was the best explanation for a ship’s floating abilities, lest you wanted to be called a witch or accused of dabbling in magic.

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There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.

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Long legs, fishnet stockings—yup, this shirt makes me kind of wish I could see the whole picture. Although, If this woman was real, I’m not sure if she would be wrapping her legs around my neck in a sexual way, riding on my shoulders or choking me out.

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