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Blinky BroochNext time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.

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Crash tests aren’t much use for a Legoman that has body parts that are removable and interchangeable, not to mention made out of the same virtually indestructible material as the car and the barrier, but they make great fodder for t-shirts. I bet Ole Kirk Christiansen didn’t see this coming.

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Fortunately for Legoman, changing his look is as easy as trying on another head.

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What’s all this about evolution? Bah! God said “Let there be Legos” and there was Legos. And God saw that the Legos were good.

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