From That’s Nerdalicious: It used to be just walls, but know Kool-Aid is taking a page from the alien chestburster and wreaking havoc on your abdomen. Oh Nooooo!
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Kool-Aid busting through your walls with his phony fruit juice is fun when you are a kid, but adults just call the cops. That’s where Mr. Coffee steps in. He can break into my office anytime.
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When Kool-Aid gets angry, he turns lime and starts smashing everything in his path.
He only knew two words anyway, but when he gets angry he can’t even say “Oh Yeah!” properly. Just a bunch of grunts, growls and the sloshing of liquid.
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The Wolf needs to get the pigs in the brick house and Kool-Aid likes nothing more than to break through brick walls. It’s a sound strategic partnership. However it ended tragically when they crossed paths with Little Red Riding Hood. The hunter shot the Wolf, then Kool-Aid. Since it was a hot day, they both quenched their thirst on his fruity blood.
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After years of torment, some kid did Kool-Aid in by simply tripping him on the playground. Overcome with joy after the victory, the kids lost control and began bathing in and drinking his artificially flavored fruity blood.
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Here’s an image of the health-Nazi samurai fighting his one-man crusade against Red Dye #40.  Dammit man, we’re not all allergic!
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You can’t go tearing holes in walls with no repercussions, no matter how delicious you are. Kool Aid Man will just have to repay his debt to society by fixing the destruction he has wrought.
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After busting through all those breakaway walls on the sets of TV commercials, Kool Aid’s inflated ego and sense of invincibility leads him to the same tragic end as his buddy Humpty Dumpty.
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