Dragon Knife Ring is Stylish, Deadly
A leather biker jacket will make you look dangerous. Wearing this Dragon Knife Ring not only looks dangerous, but could cause serious damage to you and anyone around you. I don’t think I would even dare trying to go to the bathroom. No telling what permanent damage you could do.
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Jigsaw’s Gauntlet Will Get People’s Attention
You’ve seen how well Jigsaw’s gauntlet was put to use in the first Saw movie. Now you can have the same self-protection wherever you go. Who isn’t going to feel a little safer with a large knife attached to their forearm?
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Broken Heart Keychains Offer A Dangerous Option
Equating a broken heart with the need for a knife doesn’t seem like the healthiest option we can offer an emotional wreck. Maybe keeping all sharp objects away from the broken hearted would be a much better plan.
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Secret Spider Knife Necklace For Halloween Stabbin’
Things can get a little crazy on Halloween night—so you can never be too careful. This spider necklace goes well with any spooky costume, and it features a hidden knife for protection.
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Pirates of the Caribbean Coin Necklace Features a Deadly Surprise
It may not be official merchandise, but the coin on this necklace bears more than a passing resemblance to the Aztec gold featured in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. However, there is one major difference between the two—this version includes a small hidden steel blade. Sounds dangerous, but at only [...]
Bringing a Knife To a Gunfight Shirt
Many take the advice to “never bring a knife to a gunfight”. It seems like it would be good advice, but this shirt shows a different side to that adage. I think the one with the knife here definitely feels like he has the upper hand.
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