Imagine what MacGyver could do with this! A detailed image is available after the break.
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They say you shouldn’t run with scissors, so you know this dude is a disaster waiting to happen. I mean, come on. He has tiny legs and no arms to break his fall.
On the other hand, he’ll be able to cut that finish line tape like no other.
You don’t need the tatoos to make this switchblade dress look authentic, all you need is a good, snarly attitude. The large blades of multiple knives will take care of the rest.
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If you are looking for subtlety in your jewelry, you have come to the wrong place my friend. This scorpion ring features three “small” blades and dimensions of 4 3/4″ x 3 1/4″ x 3 1/4. On the plus side, no one will ever risk taking a punch from you while wearing this.
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As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.
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A leather biker jacket will make you look dangerous. Wearing this Dragon Knife Ring not only looks dangerous, but could cause serious damage to you and anyone around you. I don’t think I would even dare trying to go to the bathroom. No telling what permanent damage you could do.
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You’ve seen how well Jigsaw’s gauntlet was put to use in the first Saw movie. Now you can have the same self-protection wherever you go. Who isn’t going to feel a little safer with a large knife attached to their forearm?
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Equating a broken heart with the need for a knife doesn’t seem like the healthiest option we can offer an emotional wreck. Maybe keeping all sharp objects away from the broken hearted would be a much better plan.
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Things can get a little crazy on Halloween night—so you can never be too careful. This spider necklace goes well with any spooky costume, and it features a hidden knife for protection.
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It may not be official merchandise, but the coin on this necklace bears more than a passing resemblance to the Aztec gold featured in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. However, there is one major difference between the two—this version includes a small hidden steel blade. Sounds dangerous, but at only $7 it is probably about as sharp as the edge of a manila folder.
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