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It seems that Jason Voorhees has tucked away quite a bit of money over the years from looting all of his victims, and now he’s upgrading to Louis Vuitton. Treat yo self Jason…treat yo self.

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For his latest stunt, Jason will attempt to decapitate five sorority girls with one swing of a machete.

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Halloween is a comin’. Jason’s Arsenal is a great shirt for the season and it can be had today for only $10. Grab it while you can, because this is one Friday the 13th product that probably won’t have a sequel.

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Even though you may have a thing for Jason Voorhees, you won’t be able to get away with wearing a hockey mask at all times. You can, however, get away with wearing this intricately formed ring that has the exact same design. You will have to wait until October to get it, but that seems appropriate.

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After being tossed into Crystal Lake by a young camper, Legoman has returned to seek vengeance by destroying the toys of careless children.

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I guess Jason won’t be killing kids at camp today. Bummer.

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