Let Spock show you the proper way to perform the Vulcan nerve pinch. Other than applying generous amounts of pressure at the proper point, the only remaining obstacle would be finding a willing volunteer.
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I know I hate to do laundry and I have to think I am in the majority with that. Give your kid this laundry bag and send them on their way to self sufficiency. Not only will it give them an easy way to transport their dirty clothes but will give them instructions on how to do it as well. While you are at it make them do your laundry too. Just tell them that it is good practice.
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