Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
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It seems juvenile, but this shirt teaches kids valuable lessons about the human body in terms they can understand. That’s right kids—fudge is made around the corner. Fudge sprinkled with nuts. Just like Grandma used to make…in the morning…after 3 cups of coffee. Sounds delicious right? Nooooo…no it’s not.
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Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
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Apparently, someone working on Disney’s Couture line got a little carried away with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme when they created this gold noose necklace. Not surprisingly, it is a hard to find item these days.
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Just when you thought the fat guy in a Speedo was as bad as it could get, someone decided to manufacture the “mankini” featured in the Borat movie. Warning: may result in ass kicking and/or alienation by the opposite sex.
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