Milk, Milk, Lemonade…You Won’t Like the Fudge I Made
It seems juvenile, but this shirt teaches kids valuable lessons about the human body in terms they can understand. That’s right kids—fudge is made around the corner. Fudge sprinkled with nuts. Just like Grandma used to make…in the morning…after 3 cups of coffee. Sounds delicious right? Nooooo…no it’s not.
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iTeabag: Don’t Go Drinking With Someone Wearing This Hat
Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.
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Disney Couture Hanging Noose Necklace: That’s Right…DISNEY
Apparently, someone working on Disney’s Couture line got a little carried away with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme when they created this gold noose necklace. Not surprisingly, it is a hard to find item these days.
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You Are Going to Be Father of the Year
If you wear this shirt, please don’t have kids. Seriously.
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The Borat Mankini is Not so Niiiiice
Just when you thought the fat guy in a Speedo was as bad as it could get, someone decided to manufacture the “mankini” featured in the Borat movie. Warning: may result in ass kicking and/or alienation by the opposite sex.
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