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baron-vonfunburger

Haunted high cholesterol and disastrous diabetes await you inside Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade of Frightening Food. Enter at your own risk.

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I’m no Ghostbuster, but I think you may have a classic case of haunted boobs. Not to worry though, I can exorcise the demons. Let me just wash my hands.

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