handbags

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If you plan on flying anytime soon, my suggestion is to leave this embossed leather Beretta pistol handbag at home. Also features chrome plated metal foliage encircling a crystal and branded bullets.

Product Page ($191)

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There is nothing more satisfying that creating something with your own two hands—and there is nothing geekier than a game of D&D with a 12-sided die (except maybe a 20-sided die). Put them both together and you have this handbag that you can build yourself using a sewing machine, fabric, iron-on numbers, a couple of washers and a magnet. Hit the following link for full instructions.

Project Page (EMS Laboratories)

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The Dinky Zip It is intriguing because it features one long, continuous zipper that actually forms the bag itself. Why an unzipped bag would be useful isn’t all that clear, so I’m assuming that it valuable only for it’s gimmicky aesthetic.

Product Page ($8.90)

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What better (and more stylish) way to carry around your personal belongings that with one of these unique pants handbags? Each bag is lined with two pockets, but they are made of FABRIC—not human orifices.

Product Page ($53—available in a variety of styles)

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Everyone loves the Wizard of Oz. Now you can be like Dorothy every time you leave your house. This unique handbag has Toto in a basket. What you can’t really see is that the attached Toto zips across the top. Open him up and store all your belongings safely. It is probably a good way to thwart purse snatchers. Between them thinking you are crazy and not wanting to be seen with it themselves, they will all probably just leave you alone.

Product Page ($24.99)

Dashund Bag

by Jeff Chenkus on January 25, 2008

in Bags

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This dog may not be as small or cute as Paris Hilton’s little pets, but it is a lot more useful. They call it a Dashund Bag, I call it a Dachsund Bag. And this Dachsund Handbag is plenty big enough to carry everything you may need, including a change of clothes in case you don’t make it home some night.

Product Page ($125)