Woodstock Hero
Unlike the original Woodstock, a Guitar Hero festival would have been less about peace and love and more about merchandising, corporate sponsorship and $3 cans of Mt. Dew. Oh, wait—they already did that with the Woodstock sequels in the 90’s.
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Guitar Hero Cufflinks For Stylish Virtual Rockers
It’s not often that you find a rock guitarist all gussied up in a suit. Fortunately, you are not a real rock guitarist—virtual musicians have more class. Case in point: these stylish Guitar Hero cufflinks.
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It’s Dueling Time
People used to choose between pistols, derringers and swords. Today they have to choose between guitar, bass, microphone and drums. I think I prefer the modern day version, it comes complete with a cool soundtrack.
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If You Are Not a Guitar Hero, What Kind of Hero Are You?
Maybe being a Guitar Hero isn’t you thing. Maybe you are really a glockenspiel hero. No? How about a kazoo hero, beatbox hero, or even a bagpipe hero? Whatever your preference, there is definitely a band geek hero shirt to suit your talents. Hit the product link for a full list.
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Guitar Hero Branded Chain Wallet
Unfortunately, being a Guitar Hero virtuoso does not come with fame and fortune…yet. But if the dough ever does start rolling in—you will be prepared with this official GH wallet.
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A Real Guitar Hero
Firefighters: they will save your stupid ass when you fall asleep smoking a cigarette, but they will turn right around and kick your stupid ass in Guitar Hero.
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Guitar Hero Shirt: Become One With Your Guitar
I know how addictive Guitar Hero can be—so it is perfectly understandable how you might want to take a guitar wherever you go.
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